The United Duchies of Logon is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Chancellor O'Curry with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 14.281 billion Logonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victoria. The average income tax rate is 61.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Logonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,351 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,633 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The clergy of Christianity remains a single-sex institution, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, and heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-mark treacle machine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Logon's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Logon is ranked 256,514^th in the world and 9,867^th in Balder for Nicest Citizens, with 3.55 average smiles per day.