The Free State of Libertarians is a titanic, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 18.349 billion Libertarians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The thriving Libertarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,147 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 62,537 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 236,371 per year while the poor average 11,511, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

All recreational drugs are legal, Libertarians has designated Libertarians City as its capital city, it is customary to begin the summer with a fasting ritual in which people eat nothing but kumquat smoothies, and epileptic patients switch their medications to whichever has a 'buy one get one free' offer. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Libertarians's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Libertarians is ranked 236,059^th in the world and 2^nd in Libertarian Alliance for Nicest Citizens, with 8.98 average smiles per day.