The Kingdom of Legionas is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Alexander II with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 8.951 billion Legionites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aunistria. The average income tax rate is 84.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Legionasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,633 trillion Aureuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 182,503 Aureuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The navy plans patrols according to how many pubs nearby ports have, the military has adopted a weird double-fisted salute, Legionasian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, and Legionasian Gladiators is a ratings success. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Legionas's national animal is the Legionite Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Legionas is ranked 17,041^st in the world and 13^th in International Democratic Union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 92.24 law-abiding acts per hour.