The United Republic of Leetmerica is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Luciana Manuel-Cruz with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 27.884 billion Leetmericans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Penobrook. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Leetmerican economy, worth a remarkable 3,115 trillion Nolans a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 111,746 Nolans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Bargain hunters descend on disaster zones for a quick spot of grocery shopping, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Luciana Manuel-Cruz Pics" has made Luciana Manuel-Cruz's mom a celebrity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Leetmerica's national animal is the Bluejay, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Leetmerica is ranked 303,371^st in the world and 43^rd in United States of America for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -20.55 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.