The Kingdom of Lays VII is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 153 million Lays VIIians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The powerhouse Lays VIIian economy, worth 11.3 trillion Lays a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 73,826 Lays, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 372,051 per year while the poor average 8,172, a ratio of 45.5 to 1.

Fruit vendors are encouraging a life of crime in their advertising, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house, Lays VIIians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, and family bonding sessions are considered immoral and are banned. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Lays VII's national animal is the Lay Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lays VII is ranked 116,676^th in the world and 3^rd in The Travis Scott Homie Hangout for Safest, scoring 76.1 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.