Population | 5.394 billion |
Capital | Ladzvill |
Currency | Organ |
Animal | Wood Tic |
The Protectorate of Large Ladz is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its frequent executions, avant-garde cinema, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.394 billion Laarg Ladzians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ladzvill. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.4%.
The large but underdeveloped Large Ladzian economy, worth 242 trillion Organs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 45,022 Organs, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.
Religious bigotry is not allowed but bigotry against theism is encouraged, the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, and there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Large Ladzian military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Large Ladz's national animal is the Wood Tic, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Large Ladz is ranked 51,221st in the world and 1st in Anubis for Most Stationary, with 878.1291949414 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Large Ladz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Large Ladz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Large Ladz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Large Ladz was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Large Ladz was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Imhokoaz, infecting 4 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Large Ladz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Large Ladz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Large Ladz updated the World Factbook entry in Anubis.
- : Large Ladz lodged a message on the Anubis Regional Message Board.
- : Large Ladz was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.