The User Behind the Nation of Lankeshmati is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 858 million Lankans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rajpura. The average income tax rate is 54.8%.

The strong Lankari economy, worth 58.7 trillion Lankris a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,443 Lankris, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, and no one born in Lankeshmati can fix a leaky faucet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lankeshmati's national animal is the Lankan Triparinda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lankeshmati is ranked 270,060^th in the world and 18^th in The Eternal Region for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -6.93 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.