The User Behind the Nation of Lankeshmati is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Rajashri Raja Satyajeet Dharmaputra with an iron fist, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, aversion to nipples, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 1.13 billion Lankans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rajpura. The average income tax rate is 56.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Lankari economy, worth 84.5 trillion Lankris a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,766 Lankris, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Toddler groups have taken over local libraries, the nation's WA representatives have received a very public sacking after Lankeshmati allowed its WA membership to lapse, taxpayer money is hard at work exorcizing laundry, and the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lankeshmati's national animal is the Lankan Triparinda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lankeshmati is ranked 47,278^th in the world and 1^st in Nuclearis for Longest Average Lifespans, with 84.66 years.