The People's Republic of Landmines United is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 17.636 billion landmines are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 32.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient explosive economy, worth 571 trillion fuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,419 fuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Polygamy is legal, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country, and it is illegal to make racist remarks in public. Crime is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landmines United's national animal is the innocent civilian, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Landmines United is ranked 8,296^th in the world and 8^th in Sapient Beings for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.09 law-abiding acts per hour.