Population | 12.347 billion |
Capital | Utadeh |
Leader | Heilgarda DVP-Kaltenbrunnergentsshfelde |
Faith | Church of the Unconquered Sun |
Currency | NMU |
Animal | Moray |
The Queensdom of Laka Strolistandiler is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Heilgarda DVP-Kaltenbrunnergentsshfelde with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.347 billion Strolis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utadeh. The income tax rate is 100.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Lakan economy, worth a remarkable 3,642 trillion NMUS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 295,000 NMUS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, group hugs break out during floor votes, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laka Strolistandiler's national animal is the Moray, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of the Unconquered Sun.
Laka Strolistandiler is ranked 1,417th in the world and 2nd in The Strategic and Economic Alliance for Most Cultured, scoring 320 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
- : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, group hugs break out during floor votes.
- : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.
- : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention.
- : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
- : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, parents dread their examinations more than their children.
- : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention.
- : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night.
- : Laka Strolistandiler was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.