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Lowest Crime Rates: 360thSafest: 482ndHealthiest Citizens: 589th
The Queensdom of
Democratic Socialists
Wardens of the Unconquered Sun!
Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Laka Strolistandiler

Population12.347 billion

CapitalUtadeh
LeaderHeilgarda DVP-Kaltenbrunnergentsshfelde
FaithChurch of the Unconquered Sun

CurrencyNMU
AnimalMoray

The Queensdom of Laka Strolistandiler is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Heilgarda DVP-Kaltenbrunnergentsshfelde with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.347 billion Strolis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utadeh. The income tax rate is 100.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Lakan economy, worth a remarkable 3,642 trillion NMUS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 295,000 NMUS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, group hugs break out during floor votes, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, and sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laka Strolistandiler's national animal is the Moray, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of the Unconquered Sun.

Laka Strolistandiler is ranked 1,417th in the world and 2nd in The Strategic and Economic Alliance for Most Cultured, scoring 320 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 360thSafest: 482ndHealthiest Citizens: 589thMost Developed: 595thMost Scientifically Advanced: 628thLongest Average Lifespans: 635thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 660thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 742ndMost Patriotic: 872ndSmartest Citizens: 1,044thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,116thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,334thMost Devout: 1,361stLargest Governments: 1,368thMost Cultured: 1,417thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,579thHighest Food Quality: 1,656thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,058thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,237thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,274thMost Armed: 2,508thHighest Average Incomes: 3,025thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,178thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,658thMost Inclusive: 4,207thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,466thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,479thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,536thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,641stLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,772ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,031stHighest Economic Output: 5,441stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,191stNicest Citizens: 6,252ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,412thBest Weather: 6,757thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,818thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,533rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,937thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,683rdMost Subsidized Industry: 12,189thTop
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Most Income Equality: 19,065thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25,220th
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Most Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, group hugs break out during floor votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence.
  • : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention.
  • : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, parents dread their examinations more than their children.
  • : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention.
  • : Following new legislation in Laka Strolistandiler, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night.
  • : Laka Strolistandiler was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.

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