The Shooting Stars of Kyskalherria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Our Beloved Leader with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 19.824 billion Kyskalherrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koruskant. The average income tax rate is 46.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kyskalherrian economy, worth a remarkable 3,340 trillion meteorites a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,494 meteorites, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers, and Kyskalherrians incessantly needle their doctors for relief. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyskalherria's national animal is the kinkajou, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of Violet.

Kyskalherria is ranked 21,355^th in the world and 1^st in Big Island for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88.6 law-abiding acts per hour.