The Empire of Kyria is a mammoth, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.304 billion Kyrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Primissa. The average income tax rate is 51.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,652 trillion sovereigns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 177,661 sovereigns, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, school guidance counselors recommend monastic vows as an alternative to higher education, and the government expresses surprisingly intense opinions on the use of whip pans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyria's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kyria is ranked 296,367^th in the world and 11,324^th in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -12.23 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.