The Democratic Republic of Kylistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President John Warner with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 24.166 billion Kylistanis love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Storrs. The average income tax rate is 4.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kylistanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,654 trillion Gold Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 233,965 Gold Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Super-Spud Cinematic Universe is breaking box office records, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, and kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kylistan's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Freedom.

Kylistan is ranked 6,723^rd in the world and 2^nd in The Great American Union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 109.7 law-abiding acts per hour.