The United Sovereign Republics of Kryztov is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Aleksandr Mikhailovich Vorenin with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 2.557 billion Kryztovans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Revadyn. The average income tax rate is 44.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Kryztovan economy, worth 94.7 trillion Kryztovan Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,020 Kryztovan Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Edutainment video games are taking Kryztov's students to the next level, Kryztov's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and Aleksandr Mikhailovich Vorenin has just been declared ruler of Kryztov in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kryztov's national animal is the Mountain Lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Slavic Paganism.

Kryztov is ranked 119,627^th in the world and 46^th in Rosaria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.27 law-abiding acts per hour.