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Most Devout: 1,136thLargest Retail Industry: 1,684thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,722nd
The Psychocracy of
Benevolent Dictatorship
DAMO GFAR KLAAVO, KLAAVO GFAR SHAFLU, SHAFLU GFAR DAMO
Doomlord Kravoka
Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Kravokia

Population16.614 billion

CapitalTower of Gzemon-Shaflu
LeaderDoomlord Kravoka
FaithMastery over The Flesh

CurrencyNarkomian
AnimalGulrak

The Psychocracy of Kravokia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Doomlord Kravoka with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 16.614 billion Kravokians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tower of Gzemon-Shaflu. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Kravokian economy, worth a remarkable 4,434 trillion Narkomians a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 266,900 Narkomians, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

The family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo, and it's always rabbit season. Crime is totally unknown. Kravokia's national animal is the Gulrak, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mastery over The Flesh.

Kravokia is ranked 36,400th in the world and 1st in Codex Ylvus for Most Stationary, with 1,244.0468079762 days.

Top
1%
Most Devout: 1,136thLargest Retail Industry: 1,684thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,722ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,835thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,046thMost Cultured: 2,096thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,343rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,449thTop
5%
Highest Food Quality: 3,057thMost Inclusive: 3,689thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,774thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,964thNicest Citizens: 4,007thHighest Economic Output: 4,034thHighest Average Incomes: 4,273rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,286thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,977thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,020thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,605thLargest Black Market: 5,654thRudest Citizens: 5,818thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,915thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,420thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,779thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,363rdSmartest Citizens: 8,735thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,198thLargest Governments: 12,462ndTop
10%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,286thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,917thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,032ndMost Subsidized Industry: 16,266thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,437thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,220thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,367thMost Developed: 22,494thLargest Populations: 22,543rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,178thMost Patriotic: 23,242nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kravokia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality and the Top 5% for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Kravokia, it's always rabbit season.
  • : Following new legislation in Kravokia, washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo.
  • : Kravokia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Kravokia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Kravokia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Kravokia, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews.
  • : Kravokia's influence in Codex Ylvus rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • : Following new legislation in Kravokia, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
  • : Following new legislation in Kravokia, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.

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