Population | 16.614 billion |
Capital | Tower of Gzemon-Shaflu |
Leader | Doomlord Kravoka |
Faith | Mastery over The Flesh |
Currency | Narkomian |
Animal | Gulrak |
The Psychocracy of Kravokia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Doomlord Kravoka with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 16.614 billion Kravokians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tower of Gzemon-Shaflu. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Kravokian economy, worth a remarkable 4,434 trillion Narkomians a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 266,900 Narkomians, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.
The family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo, and it's always rabbit season. Crime is totally unknown. Kravokia's national animal is the Gulrak, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mastery over The Flesh.
Kravokia is ranked 36,400th in the world and 1st in Codex Ylvus for Most Stationary, with 1,244.0468079762 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kravokia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality and the Top 5% for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Kravokia, it's always rabbit season.
- : Following new legislation in Kravokia, washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo.
- : Kravokia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Kravokia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality.
- : Kravokia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in Kravokia, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews.
- : Kravokia's influence in Codex Ylvus rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
- : Following new legislation in Kravokia, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
- : Following new legislation in Kravokia, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.