Population | 12.964 billion |
Capital | Administrative District |
Leader | Leander Sá'Marcos e Inmelda |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | Digital Kaoli |
Animal | Raven |
The Algorithm of Kowani is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leander Sá'Marcos e Inmelda with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 12.964 billion Kowanî are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Administrative District. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Kowaní economy, worth a remarkable 3,979 trillion Digital Kaolis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 306,944 Digital Kaolis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Remote-control hang-gliding scarecrows patrol the skies to keep songbirds from leaving the nation's borders, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials, and invading armies are given hard glares for their cheek. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kowani's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.
Kowani is ranked 222nd in the world and 1st in Council of Constructed Languages for Lowest Crime Rates, with 241.79 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kowani seized the position of Council of Constructed Languages WA Delegate from The Federal Republic of Auruna.
- : Kowani was endorsed by The United States of Gauchia.
- : Kowani was endorsed by The Republic of Ble Unia.
- : Kowani was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Kowani was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Following new legislation in Kowani, invading armies are given hard glares for their cheek.
- : Following new legislation in Kowani, witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials.
- : Following new legislation in Kowani, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
- : Following new legislation in Kowani, remote-control hang-gliding scarecrows patrol the skies to keep songbirds from leaving the nation's borders.
- : Following new legislation in Kowani, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.