The Republic of Kossmil is a titanic, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 12.537 billion Kossmilians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Healthcare, with Administration, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dabatta. The average income tax rate is 51.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kossmilian economy, worth a remarkable 1,025 trillion Kossmil Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 81,761 Kossmil Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers must key in their passwords every time they want to reload their weapons, Leader has just been declared ruler of Kossmil in an international press conference, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kossmil's national animal is the Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kossmil is ranked 268,143^rd in the world and 157^th in Coalition of Crown Albatross for Highest Drug Use, scoring 29.28 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.