The Grand Empire of Kosainda is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Alexander the 16th with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 2.446 billion Kosaindans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iehovah. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kosaindan economy, worth 299 trillion Kosains a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,352 Kosains, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Almost all products in Kosainda are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, and armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kosainda's national animal is the Kosaindan Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholic.

Kosainda is ranked 277,197^th in the world and 2^nd in The Grand Realm of Kosainda for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -5.8 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.