The Grand Empire of Kosainda is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Alexander the 16th with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 2.577 billion Kosaindans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iehovah. The average income tax rate is 81.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kosaindan economy, worth 323 trillion Kosains a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,176 Kosains, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In musicals everybody's a little bit racist, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors, and welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kosainda's national animal is the Kosaindan Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholic.

Kosainda is ranked 201,226^th in the world and 3^rd in The Grand Realm of Kosainda for Most Politically Free, scoring 44.76 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.