The Green Federal Union of Konstantino is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vozinha with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.389 billion Konstantinoans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Konstance. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Konstantinoan economy, worth 509 trillion Coroas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,996 Coroas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, fidgety cubicle workers play with their balls, sex changes are routinely performed at Konstantino's hospitals, and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Konstantino's national animal is the Capivara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Konstantino is ranked 143,323^rd in the world and 97^th in Union Brazilian for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 589.4 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.