The Green Federal Union of Konstantino is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Antony P Barney with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.947 billion Konstantinoans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Konstance. The average income tax rate is 72.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Konstantinoan economy, worth 587 trillion Coroas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,630 Coroas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", oilmen are in the business of greasing people's palms, and hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Konstantino's national animal is the Capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Konstantino is ranked 17,318^th in the world and 9^th in Union Brazilian for Smartest Citizens, with 72.97 quips per hour.