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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,123rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,326thLargest Black Market: 4,943rd
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
I'm from Kylaris and am here to help
Kisi
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Kisinger

Population19.47 billion

CapitalVlazselo
LeaderKisi
FaithKylarite Church

CurrencyRuble
AnimalGoden Eagle

The Empire of Kisinger is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kisi with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 19.47 billion Kisin are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vlazselo. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kisin economy, worth a remarkable 2,970 trillion Rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 152,555 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project, and the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet. Crime is totally unknown. Kisinger's national animal is the Goden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kylarite Church.

Kisinger is ranked 59,397th in the world and 19th in Kylaris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.85 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,123rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,326thTop
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Largest Black Market: 4,943rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,616thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,566thHighest Economic Output: 7,331stMost Subsidized Industry: 7,635thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,178thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,245thMost Developed: 11,944thLargest Governments: 12,596thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,756thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,784thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,858thFattest Citizens: 15,372ndTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 15,699thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,852ndLargest Populations: 17,193rdMost Armed: 18,171stMost Cultured: 18,256thSmartest Citizens: 18,335thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,791stHighest Average Incomes: 21,118thMost Efficient Economies: 21,257thMost Rebellious Youth: 21,439thMost Secular: 22,645thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23,207thLongest Average Lifespans: 23,504thLargest Welfare Programs: 24,494thMost Beautiful Environments: 24,665thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 27,344thMost Patriotic: 29,926th
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Largest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kisinger's influence in Kylaris rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Kisinger was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Kisinger was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Kisinger's influence in Kylaris rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Kisinger was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Kisinger was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Kisinger was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Kisinger was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Kisinger was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Kisinger was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Kingdom of Rwizikuru of Luziyca, killing 196 million zombies.

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