Population | 19.47 billion |
Capital | Vlazselo |
Leader | Kisi |
Faith | Kylarite Church |
Currency | Ruble |
Animal | Goden Eagle |
The Empire of Kisinger is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Kisi with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 19.47 billion Kisin are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vlazselo. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Kisin economy, worth a remarkable 2,970 trillion Rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 152,555 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project, and the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet. Crime is totally unknown. Kisinger's national animal is the Goden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Kylarite Church.
Kisinger is ranked 59,397th in the world and 19th in Kylaris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.85 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kisinger's influence in Kylaris rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Kisinger was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Kisinger was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Kisinger's influence in Kylaris rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Kisinger was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Kisinger was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Kisinger was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Kisinger was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Kisinger was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Kisinger was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Kingdom of Rwizikuru of Luziyca, killing 196 million zombies.