The Presidential Dictatorship of Kiruri is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Aagra Beseth with an even hand, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 22.202 billion Kiruri have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silopoirurik. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.5%.

The frighteningly efficient kirurian economy, worth a remarkable 4,340 trillion Cedis a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 195,479 Cedis, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's streets have become a winter wonderland of salt and sand, bug burgers are extra crunchy, works of historical fiction contain a surprising lack of historical figures, and babysitters are a thing of the past. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kiruri's national animal is the Kirurieater, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shayesaintjohnism.

Kiruri is ranked 3,637^th in the world and 194^th in Lazarus for Most Developed, scoring 96.43 on the Human Development Index.