The Royal Commonwealth of Kingdoms of Cal is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Eye Salato en with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 45.277 billion Calis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tel. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kingdoms of Calian economy, worth an astonishing 15,939 trillion meeps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 352,036 meeps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands, and foreign leaders with unpaid parking tickets are often refused entry. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kingdoms of Cal's national animal is the magpie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Kingdoms of Cal is ranked 61,722^nd in the world and 8^th in The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples for Most Developed, scoring 73.97 on the Human Development Index.