The Constitutional Monarchy of Kingdom of Cambria is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Louise II with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 24.339 billion Cambrians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Staghaven. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The all-consuming Kingdom of Cambrian economy, worth a remarkable 3,427 trillion Bucks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 140,832 Bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The blind lead the blind in social welfare, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, and nations that kill a Cambrian can expect a strongly worded letter. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of Cambria's national animal is the Stag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kingdom of Cambria is ranked 3,926^th in the world and 5^th in Philosophers for Lowest Crime Rates, with 122.63 law-abiding acts per hour.