The Carribean Autocracy of Kileogi is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Javier Rodriguez with an iron fist, and renowned for its state-planned economy, frequent executions, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.904 billion Kileos are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monté Capiz. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kileo economy, worth a remarkable 2,272 trillion Kilzmarks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 329,216 Kilzmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, and taking a walk on the wild side is punishable by death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kileogi's national animal is the Trogon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Garlic Bread.

Kileogi is ranked 13,024^th in the world and 18^th in The Black Hawks for Most Cultured, scoring 107 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.