
| Population | 799 million |
| Capital | The Federal City of Ulan-Ude |
| Leader | Prime Minister Henrikh Yazguur |
| Currency | Morid Tögrög |
| Animal | Horse |
The United Territories of Khil is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Henrikh Yazguur with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 799 million Morid enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Federal City of Ulan-Ude. The average income tax rate is 57.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Morin economy, worth 52.1 trillion Morid Tögrögs a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,224 Morid Tögrögs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Sex changes are routinely performed at Khil's hospitals, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, and the children of Khil are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khil's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Khil is ranked 11,499th in the world and 1st in Siberia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 4,240.39 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Khil, the children of Khil are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
- : Following new legislation in
Khil, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick.
- : Following new legislation in
Khil, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes.
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Khil was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in
Khil, sex changes are routinely performed at Khil's hospitals.
- : Following new legislation in
Khil, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem.
- : Following new legislation in
Khil, the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP.
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Khil was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Following new legislation in
Khil, most citizens in Khil are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
- : Following new legislation in
Khil, more and more musicians are refusing to put labels on their sound.

















