The Federal Republic of Kewelsburg is a very large, genial nation, notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 437 million Kewelsbürgians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eindhoven. The average income tax rate is 9.4%.

The all-consuming Kewelish economy, worth 37.2 trillion euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 85,172 euros, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, retirees make up the bulk of foreign students, the KBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, and politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Kewelsburg's national animal is the grey-coated horse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kewelsburg is ranked 292,604^th in the world and 1^st in Presidentstrater for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 176.87 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.