The Immortal Norwoodian Guardian of Kazaman is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kazaman Asterien with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 40.919 billion Kazamanics love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gamaraye. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Kazamanic economy, worth a remarkable 2,016 trillion Norwood Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,279 Norwood Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

When you fly on Air Kazaman you win a seat or you die, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, and Kazaman Asterien claims tax rises are the result of 'curses'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kazaman's national animal is the holy lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kazaman is ranked 50,029^th in the world and 2^nd in Norwood for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,950.97 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.