The Parliamentary Republic of Kaumara is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by president Adrian Braithwaite with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 14.558 billion Kaumarans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Larkhill. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kaumaran economy, worth a remarkable 2,195 trillion Firas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 150,843 Firas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Arbitration is mightier than the sword, the weather is the nation's most risqué topic of conversation, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, and weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaumara's national animal is the Kamzík, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Babejizmus.

Kaumara is ranked 176,836^th in the world and 236^th in Eurth for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 33,034.63 Standard Monetary Units.