The Republic of Kastania is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.66 billion Kastanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The thriving Kastanian economy, worth 281 trillion rubledollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 60,427 rubledollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 213,895 per year while the poor average 12,326, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kastania's national animal is the hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Kastania is ranked 236,958^th in the world and 1^st in The free nations defense association for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 633.2 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.