The District of Kar Mauser is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Liard with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 44.041 billion Kars have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 64.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kar Mauserian economy, worth a remarkable 3,816 trillion aurums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 86,658 aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

90% of active duty KMAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, and the only issue that Liard has is that there aren't enough issues (Kar Mauser has found 3 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kar Mauser's national animal is the bovina, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kar Mauser is ranked 49,491^st in the world and 12^th in Dog Lake for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,385.4 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.