The United Utopian Kingdom of Kangaralis Varangius is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Warren Ra-Anubis Von DunMacLeodin with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The cynical, devout population of 25.059 billion Kangaralis Varangians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caer Camdenagh. The average income tax rate is 51.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kangaralis Varangian economy, worth a remarkable 2,681 trillion Sthenurus Soliduses a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 107,014 Sthenurus Soliduses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Kangaralis Varangius has been greatly criticised for its isolationist policies, the well-to-do in Cajetan are never on time for important appointments, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Kangaralis Varangius" at foreigners, and the Caer Camdenagh Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative. Crime is almost non-existent. Kangaralis Varangius's national animal is the Kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Coptic Orthodox Church of Caer Camdenagh.

Kangaralis Varangius is ranked 163,078^th in the world and 12^th in Cajetan for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.87 law-abiding acts per hour.