The Socialist Federation of Kanabia is a titanic, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.066 billion Kanabians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kanabian economy, worth a remarkable 2,860 trillion credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 167,585 credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. Crime is totally unknown. Kanabia's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kanabia is ranked 276,358^th in the world and 4^th in Generalite Mafia for Fattest Citizens, with 6.37 Obesity Rate.