The United Namiqist States of Jonas Land is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ruzanna Knarik and Zaur Namiq with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.364 billion UNS enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baku. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong UNS economy, worth 119 trillion jollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 87,840 jollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People are left scratching their heads at the government's decisions, the nation claims that shipments labeled TNT stand for Treaty Negotiation Tools, camera crews have accompanied conscripted dancers to film 'Marching On Ice', and bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jonas Land's national animal is the mountain goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jonas Land is ranked 7,619^th in the world and 1^st in Left Wing Utopia for Nicest Citizens, with 36.77 average smiles per day.