The Grand Chainlands of Jinwoy is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Tanzi Managalubag with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.187 billion Jinwoyins are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lilaporei. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Jinwoyin economy, worth a remarkable 6,239 trillion Jinwoyin Buroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 188,016 Jinwoyin Buroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shoppers carry protractors to verify their produce, worship days have replaced sick days, scientists who publish a non-reproducible result are tarred and feathered, and government-sponsored WiFi allows farmers to rant about city folks in real time. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jinwoy's national animal is the Jinwoyin Stork, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Intentionally Not Defined.

Jinwoy is ranked 10,315^th in the world and 12^th in Far East Oriental Federation for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 11,501.94 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.