The Allied States of Jaoaa is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.054 billion Jaoaanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Naru. The average income tax rate is 54.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Jaoaan economy, worth 73.7 trillion amons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 24,140 amons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments, and the Federal Council of Jaoaa has been announced as the new Head of State. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jaoaa's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jaoaa is ranked 259,457^th in the world and 338^th in Christians for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 761.3 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.