The Holy Empire of James_xenoland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by James with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 40.52 billion Xenolandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xenobia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.4%.

The frighteningly efficient James_xenolandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,637 trillion Xenoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 163,813 Xenoes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 616,836 per year while the poor average 30,335, a ratio of 20.3 to 1.

From the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in James_xenoland, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, the might of the entire James_xenolandian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, and Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. James_xenoland's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

James_xenoland is ranked 307,543^rd in the world and 3^rd in 1up for Nicest Citizens, with 0.28 average smiles per day.