The Theocracy of Iwillhurtyou is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 609 million Iwillhurtyouans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 51.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Iwillhurtyouan economy, worth 17.7 trillion Childrens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 29,116 Childrens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space', 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, this year's comedy award has left mothers-in-law seething, and dozens of viewers tune in weekly to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iwillhurtyou's national animal is the Kids, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Iwillhurtyou is ranked 106,153^rd in the world and 2^nd in UOPWD for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,174.86 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.