Population | 20.686 billion |
Capital | Duluth |
Leader | a Governor |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Moose |
The Democratic Republic of Iron Rangers is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by a Governor with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 20.686 billion Iron Rangers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Duluth. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Iron Rangeran economy, worth a remarkable 2,958 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 143,040 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
For the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, the fattest folk in Iron Rangers look to be the happiest ones, official government guidance encourages binge behaviors, and foreign spirits are hard to find due to an abundance of "Cletus and Jim Bob's Homemade Iron Rangeran Moonshine". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iron Rangers's national animal is the Moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Iron Rangers is ranked 5,586th in the world and 1st in Reality for Most Cultured, scoring 158 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Iron Rangers's influence in Reality rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Iron Rangers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
- : Iron Rangers was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Iron Rangers was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
- : Iron Rangers's influence in Reality rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : Iron Rangers was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Iron Rangers's influence in Reality rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : Iron Rangers's influence in Reality rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Iron Rangers's influence in Reality rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : The Humdrum Doldrums of Boring People was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from Iron Rangers, curing 1 million infected.