Population | 24.59 billion |
Capital | Castille de Terro |
Leader | Jean-Baptiste Calderone |
Currency | Inyurstan Dollar |
Animal | Fer de Lance |
The Rogue Nation of Inyourfaceistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jean-Baptiste Calderone with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 24.59 billion Inyurstans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Welfare and Healthcare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castille de Terro. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.
The all-consuming Inyourfaceistanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,597 trillion Inyurstan Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 146,310 Inyurstan Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.
Tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun, stun grenade flashes and assault weapon fire form the expected nocturnal soundscape of Inyourfaceistan, and games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Inyourfaceistan's national animal is the Fer de Lance, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Inyourfaceistan is ranked 9,840th in the world and 4th in Kali Yuga for Most Cultured, scoring 119 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Inyourfaceistan's influence in Kali Yuga fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
- : Inyourfaceistan's influence in Kali Yuga rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
- : Inyourfaceistan's influence in Kali Yuga fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
- : Inyourfaceistan's influence in Kali Yuga rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
- : Inyourfaceistan's influence in Kali Yuga fell from "Eminence Grise" to "Dealmaker".
- : Inyourfaceistan's influence in Kali Yuga rose from "Dealmaker" to "Eminence Grise".
- : Inyourfaceistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Inyourfaceistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Inyourfaceistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Inyourfaceistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.