The Federal Republic of Intanitche is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 584 million Intanitcheans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dunrath. The average income tax rate is 32.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Intanitchean economy, worth 18.3 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,257 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Class action lawsuits have gone up in smoke thanks to government interference, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, girl scouts are forced to bake their own cookies, and the police turn a blind eye to desecration if it's done in the name of religion or protest. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Intanitche's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Intanitche is ranked 227,540^th in the world and 57^th in Greater Dienstad for Rudest Citizens, with 33.15 insults per minute.