The Kingdom of Insaeldor is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by King Æsgar X with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and public floggings. The compassionate population of 21.929 billion Insaeldics have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fjöllbórg. The average income tax rate is 45.4%.

The powerhouse Insaeldorian economy, worth a remarkable 2,029 trillion Krouns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 92,554 Krouns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Polar Bear, and the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly. Crime is totally unknown. Insaeldor's national animal is the Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Insaeldor.

Insaeldor is ranked 146,292^nd in the world and 8,121^st in Balder for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,098.46 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.