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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,544thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,064thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,374th
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
One Finger Breaks Easily, Five Together Make a Fist
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Insaanistan

Population9.409 billion

CapitalMuslimbol
LeaderMahamat Abdoulaye
FaithIslam

CurrencyDinar
AnimalLion

The Republic of Insaanistan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mahamat Abdoulaye with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 9.409 billion Insaanis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Muslimbol. The average income tax rate is 88.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Insaani economy, worth 741 trillion Dinars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,760 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, the military struggles with recruitment, and running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Insaanistan's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Insaanistan is ranked 24,659th in the world and 1,403rd in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring 85 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,544thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,064thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,374thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,134thBest Weather: 8,434thSafest: 10,656thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,390thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,475thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,529thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,664thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,137thNicest Citizens: 12,578thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,961stMost Devout: 13,027thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,180thTop
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Most Pacifist: 15,504thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,334thHealthiest Citizens: 16,609thHighest Food Quality: 17,759thMost Inclusive: 18,235thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,740thSmartest Citizens: 24,656thMost Cultured: 24,659thLowest Crime Rates: 27,555thLargest Governments: 30,417th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 128th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 291st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 310th in the regionBest Weather: 435th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 470th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 603rd in the regionTop
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Safest: 635th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 637th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 645th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 648th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 652nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 731st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 741st in the regionMost Devout: 750th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 751st in the regionMost Pacifist: 901st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 984th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,001st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1,030th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1,045th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,165th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Insaanistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Insaanistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Insaanistan's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Insaanistan's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Insaanistan's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Insaanistan's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Insaanistan's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Insaanistan was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Insaanistan ceased to exist in Libertarium.
  • : Insaanistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality and Highest Poor Incomes.

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