The Democratic Principality of Inchland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lawrence of Inchland III with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, enslaved workforce, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 37.96 billion Inchlandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inchtopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.5%.

The powerhouse Inchlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,618 trillion Inch Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 68,991 Inch Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 353,229 per year while the poor average 7,398, a ratio of 47.7 to 1.

The comic book series 'Lawrence of Inchland III and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, and Lawrence of Inchland III's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards. Crime is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Inchland's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Inchland is ranked 33,361^st in the world and 1^st in The Franco Spanish Empire for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 47.74 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.