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Most Secular: 2,385thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,494thMost Patriotic: 4,169th
The Nuclear Authority of
Psychotic Dictatorship
EURASIA WILL BURN UNDER CANADIAN NUCLEAR FIRE
Daniel Arcand
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Imperio Canadia

Population2.496 billion

CapitalOttawa
LeaderDaniel Arcand

CurrencyICD
Animalpolar bear

The Nuclear Authority of Imperio Canadia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Daniel Arcand with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.496 billion Canadians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottawa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Canadian economy, worth 447 trillion ICDS a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 179,395 ICDS, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

People say chess victor Daniel Arcand can kill you with mind-bullets, a soldier's body is a temple, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, and black gold is looking more brown these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imperio Canadia's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Imperio Canadia is ranked 7,791st in the world and 3rd in Astellaria for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 46,025.9 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Most Secular: 2,385thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,494thTop
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Most Patriotic: 4,169thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,945thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,715thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,065thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,747thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,791stMost Corrupt Governments: 9,348thLowest Crime Rates: 10,207thLargest Governments: 10,338thMost Authoritarian: 10,582ndMost Developed: 11,056thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,287thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,948thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,164thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,588thHighest Average Incomes: 15,372ndTop
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Most Conservative: 17,405thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,176thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,454thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,186thHealthiest Citizens: 19,642ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,646thMost Beautiful Environments: 22,117thSmartest Citizens: 22,370thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,532ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 25,230thLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,358thLargest Black Market: 29,453rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 30,861st
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Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the region

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