The Community of IFCF is a titanic, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Paper-Pusher population. The hard-working, democratic population of 14.877 billion IFCFians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 11.4%.

The strong IFCFian economy, worth 768 trillion NS Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is 51,662 NS Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. IFCF's national animal is the Paper-Pusher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

IFCF is ranked 265,735^th in the world and 6^th in NS Sports for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.