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Most Advanced Public Transport: 152ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 603rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 687th
The Commonwealth of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Long Live the People's Revolution!
Founder / Emperor
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Peoples Free Republic of Romania

Population7.93 billion



The Commonwealth of Peoples Free Republic of Romania is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Lenin with an iron fist, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, state-planned economy, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.93 billion Romanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bucharest. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Romanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,970 trillion RONS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 248,476 RONS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

International collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Peoples Free Republic of Romania, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, men stare at wall-pictures of Lenin's face when they visit public urinals, and genetic screening weeds out citizens whose legs don't bend easily at the knee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Peoples Free Republic of Romania's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Peoples Free Republic of Romania is ranked 20,863rd in the world and 1st in Auralia for Most Stationary, with 733.27611403632 Days.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 152ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 603rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 687thMost Subsidized Industry: 816thLargest Black Market: 960thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,494thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,527thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 1,828thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,903rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,000thMost Secular: 2,409thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,573rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,007thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,032ndLargest Governments: 3,227thHighest Average Incomes: 3,343rdLargest Welfare Programs: 3,378thLowest Crime Rates: 3,427thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,583rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,332ndHighest Economic Output: 7,095thMost Developed: 7,305thMost Efficient Economies: 7,461stTop
Most Authoritarian: 9,510thMost Conservative: 9,801stMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,630thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,839thLargest Mining Sector: 13,117thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,368thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,128th
Most Secular: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the region

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