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Most Primitive: 36thMost Ignorant Citizens: 87thMost Devout: 96th
The Holy Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
When you reach the bottom, you can start digging!
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Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
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Horrorstan

Population6.38 billion

CapitalHorroria Prima
LeaderHoly President Samuel Cobren
FaithNullism

CurrencySoul Coin
AnimalWorm

The Holy Empire of Horrorstan is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Holy President Samuel Cobren with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.38 billion Horrorstanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Horroria Prima. The average income tax rate is 62.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Horrorstanian economy, worth 280 trillion Soul Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 43,963 Soul Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Caroling is considered a public disturbance, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion, and new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Horrorstan's national animal is the Worm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nullism.

Horrorstan is ranked 322,300th in the world and 1st in Horror Island for Most Developed, scoring 44.82 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Primitive: 36thMost Ignorant Citizens: 87thMost Devout: 96thBest Weather: 579thMost Conservative: 1,005thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,674thMost Extreme: 2,525thMost Authoritarian: 2,607thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 3,589thMost Patriotic: 3,622ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,950thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,243rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,799thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,579thNudest: 6,188thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,720thLargest Black Market: 13,476thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 22,488th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Horrorstan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Horrorstan, new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker.
  • : Following new legislation in Horrorstan, Tom and Jerry cartoons have cat and mouse resolving their problems with reasoned discussion.
  • : Following new legislation in Horrorstan, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Horrorstan, caroling is considered a public disturbance.
  • : Following new legislation in Horrorstan, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations.
  • : Horrorstan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Horrorstan, slavery is freedom.
  • : Following new legislation in Horrorstan, you don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Horrorstan, citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive.

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