Population | 13.732 billion |
Capital | Honeydewopolis |
Leader | Charlotte Foster Kane |
Faith | Death or Glory |
Currency | husk |
Animal | sheep |
The Mesmerising Meloncholy of Honeydewistania is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Charlotte Foster Kane with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, flagrant waste-dumping, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 13.732 billion Honeydewistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Honeydewopolis. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Honeydewistanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,077 trillion husks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 369,782 husks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,447,474 per year while the poor average 3,531, a ratio of 976 to 1.
Scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, a South Beach Tourist Association survey has rated Honeydewistania #1 for number twos, diabetics find the contents of their medications hard to stomach, and politicians are often seen drinking soft drinks at the end of every public address. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Honeydewistania's national animal is the sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Death or Glory.
Honeydewistania is ranked 306,430th in the world and 1st in South Beach for Most Cultured, scoring -100 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Honeydewistania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market and Largest Populations.
- : Honeydewistania's influence in South Beach rose from "Zero" to "Hermit".
- : Honeydewistania altered its national flag.
- : Honeydewistania altered its national flag.
- : Honeydewistania relocated from Lazarus to South Beach.
- : Honeydewistania founded the region South Beach.
- : Honeydewistania was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Honeydewistania ceased to exist in Forest.
- : Honeydewistania lodged a message on the Forest Regional Message Board.
- : Honeydewistania's influence in Forest rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".