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The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nekomata. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.6%.

The sizeable but inefficient Heart of My Wifean economy, worth 68.9 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 11,048 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

The nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, and manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Heart of My Wife's national animal is the purple raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Wifeism.

Heart of My Wife is ranked 289,446^th in the world and 3,566^th in Ambition for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -5.48 on the Gilded Widget Scale.