The People's Republic of Haletare is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7 million Haletareans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 29.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Haletarean economy, worth 283 billion golds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,417 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, nudity is frowned upon, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, and dissing one's former country is a prerequisite to apply for Haletarean citizenship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Haletare's national animal is the pigon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Haletare is ranked 167,292^nd in the world and 2^nd in scp foundation site 53 for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,059.93 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.