The Luminarch of Haitianstates is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Roger with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.792 billion Haitianstatesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haie. The average income tax rate is 28.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Haitianstatesian economy, worth 442 trillion Peinsas a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 50,240 Peinsas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, most ambassadors from Haitianstates retire only a few years after being appointed, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, and the old neighbourhood isn't how most Haitianstatesians remember it. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Haitianstates's national animal is the Margay, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Wolfism.

Haitianstates is ranked 128,965^th in the world and 733^rd in the Plains of Perdition for Most Developed, scoring 57.8 on the Human Development Index.